Vision Malevolent #9: Old Pets Scoff at the Playful Ones that Want Our Love

At this point in a show like Project Runway, it’s a scramble. It’s a scramble to figure out who we like, who has legitimate talent, who will be vilified and who will be canonized. It’s a scramble to figure out what the underlying narratives of the season will be. It’s a scramble for the producers to sort through the palaver and nonsense and unending amount of raw material and find something coherent to form that narrative and those characters. Which role armor can you stuff people into, and such. And for the viewer, at this point, allegiances are like S&P’s reputation: we’ll turn on you just because we fucking want to, and that’s that. But give us a reason to turn on you, however, and it can get ugly, real fast.

Oh hey, Bert.

Vision Malevolent #8: U-20 – Project Runway’s Instant Overload

The most excruciatingly dreadful days of Summer have arrived, when the Sun is a caustic beast, relentlessly bombarding you with its poison and eating away at your lifespan.

 

So I thought, “I should do that, too. AHA! I’ll start the Project Runway articles two months early!” And so, here we are.